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posticon God's Income Survery


God was wondering one day about how the people of the world were getting along financially so He instructed St. Peter to ask new arrivals at the Pearly Gates about their incomes in the last few years of their lives.

 A well-dressed man arrived and St. Peter asked him "how much money have you been making lately?" The man replied that as the CEO of a major corporation, he had been earning over $300,000 per year.

  A glamourous woman arrived and said she made 20 Million per picture as a film actress.

 Then a hip young man arrived and when St. Peter asked about his income, the man scratched his razor stubble for a moment and replied "Well, I think I made about six thousand dollars last year. To this, St. Peter replied, "So, what gauge strings do you use?" emoticon
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Re: God's Income Survery


I don't get it?

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posticon Re: God's Income Survery


Well, it made me smile...
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Re: God's Income Survery


Here is a good one:

What is the difference between a Rock guitarist and a Jazz guitarist?






A rock guitarist plays 3 chords in front of 1000 people, and a Jazz guitarist plays 1000 chords in front of 3 people. emoticon

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Re: God's Income Survery


that is hilarious Mike emoticon
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