How does a drummer get laid? https://bteachguitar.runboard.com/t157 Runboard| How does a drummer get laid? en-us Fri, 29 Mar 2024 02:31:15 +0000 Fri, 29 Mar 2024 02:31:15 +0000 https://www.runboard.com/ rssfeeds_managingeditor@runboard.com (Runboard.com RSS feeds managing editor) rssfeeds_webmaster@runboard.com (Runboard.com RSS feeds webmaster) akBBS 60 Re: How does a drummer get laid?https://bteachguitar.runboard.com/p164937,from=rss#post164937https://bteachguitar.runboard.com/p164937,from=rss#post164937What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians? A drummer!nondisclosed_email@example.com (ancientson)Sun, 06 Jun 2010 14:56:19 +0000 Re: How does a drummer get laid?https://bteachguitar.runboard.com/p162549,from=rss#post162549https://bteachguitar.runboard.com/p162549,from=rss#post162549How many bass players does it take to change a light globe? ............ forget it, the piano player did it with his left hand!nondisclosed_email@example.com (kommodius)Tue, 28 Jul 2009 05:43:14 +0000 Re: How does a drummer get laid?https://bteachguitar.runboard.com/p162114,from=rss#post162114https://bteachguitar.runboard.com/p162114,from=rss#post162114what’s the definition of a minor 2nd? Two lead guitarists playing in unison nondisclosed_email@example.com (texasshreder)Wed, 27 May 2009 14:06:34 +0000 Re: How does a drummer get laid?https://bteachguitar.runboard.com/p160912,from=rss#post160912https://bteachguitar.runboard.com/p160912,from=rss#post160912Q: Get a guitarist off your porch? A: Pay for the pizza. nondisclosed_email@example.com (H20rider)Sun, 28 Sep 2008 21:23:47 +0000 Re: How does a drummer get laid?https://bteachguitar.runboard.com/p476,from=rss#post476https://bteachguitar.runboard.com/p476,from=rss#post476LMAO!nondisclosed_email@example.com (Scream1986)Thu, 25 Aug 2005 12:10:11 +0000 How does a drummer get laid?https://bteachguitar.runboard.com/p475,from=rss#post475https://bteachguitar.runboard.com/p475,from=rss#post475Q: How does a drummer get laid? A: Says he's a guitarist. Q: How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: 35 - one to hold the light bulb in place, and 34 to get so rat arsed the world starts spinning. Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Three. One to do it, two to say, "I could've done that" Q. What did the blues guitarist have on his tombstone? A. Didn't wake up this morning A country, rock and a jazz guitarist were talking and the subject naturally turned to sex, so the country guitarist said he can only make love in 3/4 time and the rock guitarist said he can only make love in 4/4 time. The jazz guitarist thinks about this for a while and replies that he must be a stud cause he can make love in anytime. Q. how many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb? A. every single one in the world. One to do it first and the rest to try and do it faster and better. Q. What do a cup of coffee and Eric Clapton have in common? A. They both suck without cream. Q. What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend? A. Homeless. Q. How do you make a guitarist play quieter? A. Put a sheet of music in front of him. Q. How do you make him stop? A. Put notes on it. Q. How do you know when the stage is level? A. The guitarist is drooling out of both sides of his mouth. Gleaned from sundry other guitar sites on the net nondisclosed_email@example.com (NickMinnion)Thu, 16 Oct 2003 23:07:03 +0000