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posticon How does a drummer get laid?


Q: How does a drummer get laid?
A: Says he's a guitarist.


Q: How many bassists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 35 - one to hold the light bulb in place, and 34 to get so rat arsed the world starts spinning.


Q: How many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to do it, two to say, "I could've done that"


Q. What did the blues guitarist have on his tombstone?

A. Didn't wake up this morning


A country, rock and a jazz guitarist were talking and the subject naturally turned to sex, so the country guitarist said he can only make love in 3/4 time and the rock guitarist said he can only make love in 4/4 time. The jazz guitarist thinks about this for a while and replies that he must be a stud cause he can make love in anytime.


Q. how many guitarists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. every single one in the world. One to do it first and the rest to try and do it faster and better.


Q. What do a cup of coffee and Eric Clapton have in common?
A. They both suck without cream.

Q. What do you call a guitar player without a girlfriend?
A. Homeless.

Q. How do you make a guitarist play quieter?
A. Put a sheet of music in front of him.

Q. How do you make him stop?
A. Put notes on it.

Q. How do you know when the stage is level?
A. The guitarist is drooling out of both sides of his mouth.

Gleaned from sundry other guitar sites on the net emoticon
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Re: How does a drummer get laid?


LMAO!

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Re: How does a drummer get laid?


Q:
Get a guitarist off your porch?

A:
Pay for the pizza.

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what’s the definition of a minor 2nd? Two lead guitarists playing in unison emoticon
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How many bass players does it take to change a light globe?


............ forget it, the piano player did it with his left hand!

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What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
A drummer!
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